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If you had one hour to be invisible...
12/31/2007 - By by Lauren Covino

If you had one hour to be invisible...

LICN wondered what our locals thought of if they had the chance to be invisible for one hour. Some folks were brutally honest, while others played it safe!

Last weekend I stood on a security check line at Newark-Liberty International Airport for over an hour. I could not believe how long it took people to take their shoes off and place them on the conveyor belt! As I looked over my shoulder at angry travelers behind me, the line seemed to grow by the minute and as I stood on tippy-toes to get a glance at what was taking so long, I wished for a miracle! I thought, “If only I could make myself invisible and cut in front of all these slowpokes.” How much easier would those endless airport hassles be if we could all vanish into thin air and stroll to the front of the line without anyone noticing? Come to think of it, life itself would surely be much more mysterious, worry-free and downright comical, if we had the ability to see and do things we otherwise would never dare. Have you always wanted to spy on your next-door neighbor when they have company? Do you wonder how your children are really behaving in school? It leaves quite a bit to the imagination.



I would go to McDonald’s, and no one would see me eating all that junk food!
– Danny Cowles

I would go to school to trick my teachers!
– Abigail Cowles

I would go into a tiger cage to pet those wild animals without worrying about being bit.
– Martha Cowles

I would probably go to my friends’ houses to see what they’re up to.
– Mike Rielley

I’d definitely go to Great Adventure and ride all the roller coasters for free!
– Alex Ivanicki

If I were invisible it would be fun to sneak into school and spy on how my kids are behaving.
– Lisa Ivanicki

I would slip into my favorite band’s concert and get backstage.
– Christopher Riccardi
(No picture)

I would go into the restaurant where I work and move around everything in the kitchen to make my boss crazy.
– Nora Adams
(No picture)
I’d love to sit behind the scenes of Grey’s Anatomy and see what will happen on the next episode before anyone else.
– Becky Covino

I would search a-round the house for my birthday and Christmas presents without my parents seeing me.
– Kristen Dempsey
(No picture)

Basically I would sit on the couch and watch TV all day long, knowing that no one could bother me.
– Brian Parent

I’d like to sneak into the teachers’ lounge at school to see what they’re really saying about us students.
– Tommy Bruno
(No picture)

I’d run away to some island and escape everyone.
– Donny Vujanovic

My mom never lets me climb the tall trees out front, so I would definitely get a chance to finally do that.
– Matthew Hayden
(No picture)

It would be great to get into the movies for free and see as many films as I like.
– Alyssa Valentino

It would be neat to dive with a group of killer whales since they are such fascinating animals.
– Jon Cowles
(No picture)

It would be nice not to have to wait on long lines outside of clubs or restaurants in New York City.
– Alan Pecce
(No picture)

I would come into
my favorite pizzeria and turn over all the tables to mess with the owners.
– Ian Liberty

I’d love to get on a plane to a tropical island and not have to worry about buying a ticket.
– Mitchell Rogove
(No picture)

It doesn’t matter where I would go – I could be anywhere and no one would be able to find me.
– Luciano Venturini

I would have to say that I would love to go on a NASA space shuttle, because once my hour is up I would already be in space and then they would have to teach me everything to survive in space.
– Andrew Trackmen
(No picture)

I’m not 21 yet and I do not have a fake ID, so I would have to say sneak into my first bar.
– James Madden
(No picture)

If I were invisible, I would eat as much as I want so no one would ever see me gaining weight.
– Anthony Spinelli
(No picture)

I’ve always wanted to go to one of those big awards shows, like the Grammys; so I would finally get my chance.
– Gina Roppatti
(No picture)

No one can go to heaven unless they die, so I would like to go there for a day if I were invisible.
– Ronnie Coppola

Security at the airport! No one could stop me and I wouldn’t have to wait on that awful long line.
– Amy Lenn
(No picture)

I would want to go
to the Fiji Islands
and maybe never come back!
– Gil Hernandez

I’ve always wanted a tattoo, so maybe this would be the perfect opportunity to get one!
– Karen Rossmeissel
(No picture)






Spending an hour in the Yankees clubroom wouldn’t be too bad.
– Nancy Cohen
Steal some money – but I really am an honest guy!
– Bruce Wylar

Take people’s food off their plates while they’re eating.
– Jay Griffin


It would be funny to scare the heck out of people.
– Alex Kuminski

I’d love to get the answers to the SAT’s, but I swear I’m not a cheater!
– Sarah Cohen

I’d be interested in sitting in a government meeting about rising and falling interest rates.
– Jeff Hemschoot

I’ve always wanted to see Bon Jovi but can never get tickets, so that is where I would choose to use my invisible powers.
– Jack Mayor
(No picture)

It would be cool to be in the cockpit of an airplane and see how things really run.
– Jeremy Lee
(No picture)


Maybe I could spy on my secret crush!
– Andrew Siciliano
(No picture)


I’d like to go scuba diving in full gear – but can I still drown if I am invisible?
– Rob Cunningham
(No picture)

If I were invisible, I’d want to stay for a night in the penthouse suite at a nice hotel.
– Fred Abbamonte
(No picture)

I would sneak into a gourmet and overly expensive restaurant that I normally would never eat in, and raid the kitchen.
– Marc Thompson
(No picture)

I would like to waltz right onto a plane headed to Fiji.
– Nicole Chevalier
(No picture)

I would ride The Scream Machine at Six Flags Great Adventure over and over again.
– Gina Faistl
(No picture)


It doesn’t really matter; just knowing no one could bother me is exciting enough!
– Elizabeth McCauley
(No picture)

Spy on the NFL draft of my favorite team.
– Eric Bonham

I guess I would like to take a walk around the Harry Winston store and try on all their amazing jewelry.
– Jill Olpinski
(No picture)

Probably walk around with no clothes on for
awhile.
– Joseph Crensmann

I’d like to go see Paris Hilton since she’s in jail right now and so miserable.
– Michelle Riccardi
(No picture)

I would like to sit in my boss’s office and see what he does all day long!
– Katie Holland
(No picture)

I actually wish I was invisible right now.
– Chris Yee

Come home on time for curfew, then sneak out and stay out all night long. My parents would never hear me.
– Michael Underwood
(No picture)

If I were invisible, I would definitely sneak into the Oval Office.
– Dan Silva
(No picture)

I hate to say this, but the first thing that comes to mind is hitting up a bank.
– Ron DeLucia

I would go to a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) and eat all that junk food, without anyone seeing me stuff my face.
– Danny Kreighton
(No picture)

Sadly, I’d have to say check up on my ex-girlfriend.
– Phillip Donaldson
(No picture)


I’d like to sit in on the taping of LOST to find out what is really going on with that show!
– David Bruno
(No picture)

I would love to swim with polar bears without getting mauled.
– Jenny Parkill
(No picture)

I would be invisible on Christmas Eve so I could stay up and try and see Santa come down the chimney, and see all his reindeer fly!
– Jamie Duncan
(No picture)

I’m not 21 yet and I do not have a fake ID, so I would have to say sneak into my first club. Not to drink, of course.
– David Klussen
(No picture)

I would love to see how my dog plays with other dogs when she is staying over at her sitter’s house.
– Skye Lucas
(No picture)

I would like to go to Area 51 and see what really happens over there.
– John DeMarco
(No picture)

It would be fun to flick people’s hair and they wouldn’t know it was me.
– Sal Flacco

Hanging out in Derek Jeter’s locker room.
– Cynthia Trotter
(No picture)




Where else but the Yankees’ locker room?
– Jennifer Groube


I would waltz right into the movies and see every flick for free.
– Melissa Delipoca

I’ve always wanted to walk through walls!
– Bryan Ciambrone

I think it would be fun just to follow behind people and flick them in the ear.
– Fred Merced

The first place I would go if I were invisible is to the bank.
– Danny Esposito

I would search around the house for
my birthday and Christmas presents without my parents seeing me.
– Kristen Dempsey
(No picture)

It would be really special to go to heaven if I were invisible, so I could see all my friends and family that have been gone for so long.
– Shelley Grosman

I’d love to get on a plane to a tropical island and not have to worry about buying a ticket.
– Mitchell Rogove
(No picture)

It would be neat to go to the White House or visit the FBI – that’s where all the action takes place.
– Megan Young

Security at the airport! No one could stop me and I wouldn’t have to wait on that awful long line.
– Amy Lenn
(No picture)

The ability to sneak onto any plane headed for a tropical island would be awesome.
– Tiffany Ceralde

I would have to say that I would love to go on a NASA space shuttle, because once my hour is up I would already be in space and then they would have to teach me everything to survive in space.
– Andrew Trackmen
(No picture)

It would be very interesting to sit in on a board meeting at Exxon Mobile.
– Lori Elmer

I would make sure my children are behaving themselves at friends’ houses.
– Steven Griswald
(No picture)

I’d go and spy on my friends.
– Arrin Gatling

It wouldn’t matter where I’d go – no one would be able to follow me, and that’s what is important.
– Michelle Faswa
(No picture)

I would love to sneak into a Justin Timberlake recording studio and see how he brings a song from nothing to a major hit.
– Nepley Cor

I would slip into my favorite band’s concert and get backstage.
– Christopher Riccardi
(No picture)

I’d like to sneak into the teachers’ lounge at school to see what they’re really saying about us students.
– Tommy Bruno
(No picture)

Fort Knox for sure! It just seems like no one can get into that place.
– Steven Ferarra

I’ve always wanted to go to one of those big awards shows, like the Grammys, so I would finally get my chance.
– Gina Roppatti
(No picture)

It would be nice not to have to wait on long lines outside of clubs or restaurants in New York City.
– Alan Pecce
(No picture)

I’d go to every Broadway show and concert I’ve ever wanted to see. No money? No problem!
– Teri White
(No picture)

If I were invisible I would eat as much as I want so no one would ever see me gaining weight.
– Anthony Spinelli
(No picture)

I wouldn’t mind walking into the guys’ locker room at the gym!
– Randi Orlinsky

I would go into the restaurant where I work and move around everything in the kitchen to make my boss crazy.
– Nora Adams
(No picture)

My mom never lets me climb the tall trees out front, so I would definitely get a chance to finally do that.
– Matthew Hayden
(No picture)

Halftime in the locker room at the Superbowl.
– Kyle Bowe

I’m not 21 yet and I do not have a fake ID, so I would have to say sneak into my first bar.
– James Madden
(No picture)


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